Emmy Sinclair might have some Irish in her. Over a decade ago, I met an Irish girl at a dance club. I was pretty hammered, she probably was too. We shared a few drunken dances and swapped spit within a few minutes of our initial eye contact. No, I’m not bragging. I did not have any game. I could barely remember my phone number when we exchanged info. Fuck Long Island iced tea. Don’t be the guy that bartenders poke fun at. Anyways,I met her a couple days later and sealed the deal in unsober-like fashion. Not a very fulfilling experience, but it left me thinking Irish girls love to party. Anyways, that’s my Irish girl story.