I’m glad that all humans aren’t the same. Some are playful and slightly twisted like Portia Kincaid. We found this red leotard at a thrift store, and even though it had a rip in the crotch, Portia loved how it looked and felt on her body. She had no problem teasing the camera, nor the strangers in the gym. If you ask me, she was also getting high on her own supply. The song in the bonus video is “Can’t keep checking my phone” by Unknown Mortal Orchestra.