Nola Barry in “Miss Natural Part 1” by Zishy

Nola Barry, it is great to hear from you. Yes, it is unfortunate that your boyfriend is a schmuck who found our  photos and then threatened to end your relationship. I had no idea the popular imagination would be captivated by your mounting of that lovable dolphin. I do not use Reddit, but obviously many do. I was explaining your predicament to my sister’s fiancĂ© and he immediately recalled seeing the thread. “Wow, that was your photo!?” Anyways, look, your boyfriend is not going to dump you. Human intelligence cannot drop below a certain level. Whether you should you leave him is a better question. You are a diamond, not only marked by beauty but also by rarity. You shine and we admire. So it goes.

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